Seagull Seven says to Seagull Six,

I spy a girl with a big bag of chips.

Seagull Six says to Seagull Five,

when I give the word, let’s dive, dive, dive!

Seagull Five says to Seagull Four,

we’ll peck her on the bum, she’ll drop ‘em on the floor.

Seagull Four says to Seagull Three,

chips for everyone, time for tea!

Seagull Three says to Seagull Two,

hang on a minute though, I think I need a poo..

Seagull Two says to Seagull One,

we’re all too late, the chips are all gone.